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Christian Hanky
03:20
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Christian Hanky
My next door neighbours were hardcore Catholics
They needed two Taragos to get their kids to school
I was 1 and they were many
I was 10 and they were 40
Ain't 5:30 early on a Sunday?
Their house was pretty messy
All those scarves and hankies
Mikey change the channel
Your dad's home soon
Mikey get off the phone
Your dad's home
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Will Hodgman invited me to stay with him and his wife Claire in their hut on Ben Lomond
for a couple of nights last Christmas
Would you believe I nearly turned it down? I just wasn't feeling particularly festive
being recently divorced at the time
And Will asked me
Jonathon would you believe?
Jonathon would you believe?
Jonathon do you believe?
I said of course I do Will, it's undeniably true
As plain as me or Claire's love for you
Will, oh Will
Well, yesterday Bob Dylan gave his Nobel Lifetime Service to Literature Award speech
to the backing of gentle, soft lounge music
And, meanwhile, a magpie pecked at a Cheezel on the footpath of Montagu Street just near the roundabout
rolling it around like a soccer ball
What fish is that?
It's a Halibut
Take a seat man
You're in the Parliment
Will, oh Will
Ben, oh Ben
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Heir BnB
01:36
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Heir BnB
I'm in the market for a nest egg
One on which to lay my head
No-one uses the laundry
Whack it on AirBnB
And I know
We're gonna make some cash
And I know
You won't kick me out
Don't wanna camp in no showground
With no backpacking French or Krauts
Don't wanna sleep on no foldout
It'll put my back right out
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My Lifestyle (Determines My Megadethstyle)
You said I could have a solo
In that part
You said I could have a solo
If it served the song
Oh Trent!
Have you never seen it?
It was released in 1998
I have seen the bloopers 3000 times
I have seen the bloopers in your mind
Lars!
Kirk!
James!
You?
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One Eyed Town
02:43
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One Eyed Town
I asked Mia
Can I see ya?
Can't believe your dad bought a Kia
I asked Katie
How bout a kissie?
She said na mate get away from me
I asked Bella
You got a fella?
She yea na try asking Ella
I asked Skylar
Are you fan of
Watching Breaking Bad in the winter?
Woo ooo
Living in a one eyed town
Woo ooo
Anti-venom for a brown
Woo ooo
Living in a one eyed town
Woo ooo
Michael is on the run
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Remarkable Cave Target Practice
I'm on stand-by for the common ground
Outside my window there are many sound
Soft strangers that I ran into on the street
All the men had size 11 on their feet
Best thing that you can do is smile when you greet
And hold a little bit of guilt about the First Fleet
Never returned my copy of Moby Dick
Is that Batman no it is Ben Affleck
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The Walnut King
02:24
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The Walnut King
You hit you head on most roofs
You struggle to tie your own shoes
You make your Fiesta look like a go-kart
You need walnuts to supplement your Newstart
Did you get my email?
I need my walnuts now
I know they look like tiny brains
But you still gotta go to class yeah
You still gotta study on a Monday
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